Alohomora!
Your owl just came
Carrying a letter with your name
Now you’re gonna have a ball
Let’s throw havoc in the castle’s hall
This school year gonna be neat!
Magical creatures, secrets and spells
Promise me you’ll stay well
Pixies, centaurs and a domestic elf
Wait, what is this beastly book on the shelf?
Don’t late to your potions class
Pronounce right your Latin cast
And DON’T provoke the poltergeist
Neither the triced headed feist!
Magical creatures, secrets and spells
Jinxes, hexes and charms as well
Pixies, centaurs and giant spiders
Sounds very safe. It makes you wonder.
So come at quarter to ten precisely
When run at the wall don’t do it lightly
Beware of willows and unnecessary rooms
And take good care of your BROOOOOOM!
Vroom, vroom…. Oh, dammit. Don’t I need a helmet?
Magical creatures, secrets and spells
Jinxes, hexes and charms as well
Pixies, centaurs and a mountain troll
Are you sure this is what I signed for?
Welcome to the wizard’s world
You are a muggle after all
Don’t go nuts, sickles and gold in gallons
And never tickle a sleeping dragon!
Finite Incantatem!