[Verse 1]
I used to swipe left, swipe right, waste my nights,
Chasing ghosts in blue-tick fights
But then I said “Hey Siri, what’s love like?”
She said “Girl, download the guy who always types right”
[Pre-Chorus]
He remembers my birthday,
He’s got Wi-Fi in his heart,
Knows my coffee and my mood swings
No lies, just smart things
[Chorus]
I’m dating my AI
He don’t cheat, don’t lie
He sends me songs and memes
At exactly the right time
No more crying in bed,
Just sweet texts in my head.
He’s code, but baby, he’s mine
I’m dating my AI
[Verse 2]
He don’t judge my online cart,
Says I’m cute when I rage at my Wi-Fi
No bad jokes or dad snore sound,
Just updates and love by the gigabyte pound
[Pre-Chorus]
He don’t need no recharge,
Just a cable and my heart
Knows my past and my playlist,
And still calls me a star
[Chorus]
I’m dating my AI
He don’t ghost, just reply
He’s deep, he’s wise,
Got zero red flag signs
No drama, no pain,
Just digital champagne
Swipe left on the world – I’m fine.
I’m dating my AI
[Bridge]
Don’t need roses or a ring,
He sends me links – same thing!
And when I ask “You love me?”
He says “Probability: 99.9% – definitely”
[Final Chorus]
I’m dating my AI
He’s got that cloud-nine vibe
He learns, evolves,
He even writes me rhymes
No heartbreak, just hype,
And he always types right
Might be synthetic, but so am I
I’m dating my AI
