ב19.3.2026 בהוואי, הלך לעולמו שחקן סרטי האקשן ואלוף אומנויות לחימה – צ’אק נוריס. ואולי הוא לא הלך לעולמו אלא השאיר אותנו בעולמנו. אולי הוא פשוט עם אלביס מנגנים בגיטרה.
אספתי את מיטב בדיחות הצ’אק נוריס שאני זוכר והוספתי כמה משלי בשביל החרוזים
Yo oh ho, our buddy Chuck
He kept up the morale
When everything sucked
Yo oh ho, our buddy Chuck
He kept up the morale
When everything sucked
He never did push-ups
Always pushed the Earth down
The sun never rises
Unless he says “Now is dawn”
He counted to infinity, twice
And warmed water into ice
He knew the last digit of pi
Dividing by zero, was like saying hi
Yo oh ho, our buddy Chuck
He kept up the morale
When everything sucked
Yo oh ho, our buddy Chuck
He kept up the morale
When everything sucked
Once a cobra bit him, you know it’s true
And after days of misery, the snake couldn’t make it through
When boogeyman couldn’t fall sleep
He checked if Chuck was under his bed, smiling cheek to cheek
Yo oh ho, our buddy Chuck
He kept up the morale
When everything sucked
Yo oh ho, our buddy Chuck
He kept up the morale
When everything sucked
He was unstoppable,
He could make Superman sick
But even he couldn’t make it
Through this 2026
He isn’t really gone
He just left us behind
Playing guitar with Elvis
Away from humankind
